Category: Beverages
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Folks are shocked – SHOCKED – that Canopy Growth (WEED.T) lost the money it told you it was going to lose
Far be it for me to stand up for Canopy Growth Corp (WEED.T), a company that has only succeeded in one thing in its entire existence; convincing folks to buy its stock despite never having done anything else right. In recent quarters, and through three CEOs, Canopy has been pretty darn forthright that it was…
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![Fair trade: Green Organic Dutchman (TGOD.T) does the hard, sensible things required to reset]()
Fair trade: Green Organic Dutchman (TGOD.T) does the hard, sensible things required to reset
Because this story is about The Green Organic Dutchman (TGOD.T) and cannabis investors bear grudges, the vast majority of people reading it will already be saying the words, “Fuck Parry, you’ll pump anything for money.” So let’s get some things out of the way before we start. 1) TGOD isn’t paying for this story, and…
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Everything is up: Eat, drink, be merry… for tomorrow we die
When the history books are written on this passage of our lives, under pandemic lockdown and with once-in-three-generations levels of unemployment, they’ll note that in order to save us from economic collapse, the government printed trillions of dollars and just fired it all into the markets out of a bazooka, only to establish a decades-long…
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Canopy Growth Corp (WEED.T) to detonate another $800m in assets in bid to find balance sheet harmony
There’s no doubt a lot of people invest in a sector by just plopping their dough behind whichever company is the biggest, or the one they’ve heard of most, without actually looking at the fundamentals of that company. This is as much a cemented belief for me as the belief that songs that get played…
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Cannabis beverages are here at last: So where the hell are they?
When the cannabis edibles space first became a potentially legal thing in Canada, my first thought was about how my life would change for the better when I could drink a beverage that would either hit me with a nice shot of CBD, or wipe me out with THC, or hey – maybe both. Fast…
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Green Organic Dutchman (TGOD.T) drops fat quarterly loss, underwhelming revenues
No company in the Canadian cannabis space polarizes people like Green Organic Dutchman (TGOD.T), which roared to the public markets on perhaps the biggest promote yet seen, raised nine-digit totals along the way, swept in more first time private placement participants than any company before them, and then did… well… nothing, for a long time.…
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![World Class Extractions (PUMP.C) CEO Rosy Mondin lays out her 2020 plans]()
World Class Extractions (PUMP.C) CEO Rosy Mondin lays out her 2020 plans
The merger of World-Class Extractions Inc. and Quadron Cannatech Corporation in 2019 was a significant milestone, as the combination of capital, experience, and technology has laid the foundation for our plans in 2020 and beyond.
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Fundamental Hype: Vivo Cannabis (VIVO.V) doubles stock price in no time flat: But why?
Way way waaaay back, when Equity.Guru was a young pup and the cannabis industry was still being built on fumes of promise, Vivo Cannabis (VIVO.V) – formerly AbCann – was an industry darling. For a hot minute, anyway. The reasons why Vivo fell off the table and not only grew out of favour, but almost…
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2019 weed wrap: The end of the cannabis cycle of cannabis cycles
Like the old Twilight Zone episode where helpful aliens leave behind a book called ‘To Serve Man’, only for us to find out later it’s a cookbook, investors have been welcomed and fattened up nicely by alpha predators as they unwittingly await their slaughter, not realizing that, they’re at the predator’s table because they’re the…
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![SOL Global (SOL.C) is no superman, but prevailing wisdom says smart investment will have its day in the sun]()
SOL Global (SOL.C) is no superman, but prevailing wisdom says smart investment will have its day in the sun
Nobody is very happy with SOL Global (SOL.C) at the moment. $HARV can’t seem to close their financing which was announced in July. How will $SOL monetize shares of $HARV? The soap opera continues….hand job city. — Teddy Gambino (@TeddyGambino) November 5, 2019 Hand-job City or not, SOL Global closed at $0.49, down 14% on the…
