29 July 2025

Category: Scribes

We’re In Our Nepo Baby Era and It’s Terrible

My day was going fine – coffee was hot, snow made things still, the barista smiled at me. I had no real complaints, which is rare for me. And then I came across Brooklyn Beckham’s “photography book”. Can you fathom approaching a publisher with a photography book that contains the caption “so hard to photograph…

6 December 2022
AMPD Ventures (AMPD.C) expands foot-print in the metaverse

Five weeks ago, AMPD Ventures (AMPD.C) announced that it is providing consulting services for a massive new next-generation metaverse content production initiative, intended to be the largest in Asia. With high-performance compute and cloud offerings, AMPD is meeting the low-latency requirements of multiplayer video games and eSports, computer graphics rendering, artificial intelligence, machine learning, mixed…

6 December 2022
Exchange Rates and Other Romantic Things

I am writing this from New York, New York and after several passes at that sentence, I still don’t know how to make it not sound pretentious. No matter, I’ve decided the best course of action is to lean in so I am currently sitting in a miniature library in Brooklyn, sipping an americano, and…

29 November 2022
“I like literally can’t handle a recession right now”

Shalom friends! Daylight savings is in full swing, and with it took any semblance of my adequate mental health. (Whoever deemed it appropriate to be plunged into darkness by 4:30pm should be arrested). And to continue harping on bad things, this past week I’ve been hearing adorable little murmurings of phrases such as: “Meta is…

22 November 2022
To Invest or Not to Invest: Real Estate vs. Stocks

The month of November is nothing if not mildly boring. The hype of Halloween and excuse to sexualize inanimate objects and mundane professions is over. “Pumpkin spice latte season” is in full swing and all the things that follow (i.e., scarfs, Taylor Swift songs, emotional moments looking out the window, “something about how autumn teaches…

8 November 2022
Wellfield Technologies (WFLD.V) CEO posts update, revenue spikes

It’s been held underwater for some time on the back of negative cryptocurrency sentiment, but former Equity.Guru client Wellfield Technologies (WFLD.V) appears to be finally making a run against the tides, with CEO Levy Cohen pointing out a large spike in revenues this quarter (based off unaudited figures) as Wellfield’s new subsidiary Coinmama.com begins to…

2 November 2022
Corporate America is Cancelling Kanye.

A particularly unlikeable public figure has metaphorically snatched the mic, yet again. Yes, I’m talking about Kanye West. West is also known as (for my age 50+ readers) “Yeezy”, and for short, “Ye” (a self-proclaimed nickname derived from Jesus). Kanye began using this nickname to position himself as a God of Rap. He has since…

1 November 2022
All Things Emergency Funds

I’m thinking of re-cutting bangs and no, this doesn’t mean I’m having a crisis. For whatever reason, the act of cutting the front pieces of your hair shorter than the rest of your hair has become inextricably linked to the notion of emotional catastrophe. You got fired from your job? Bangs. You went through a…

25 October 2022
When Can I Retire?

This week, I accidentally found out that Mario is 41 years old. I guess that’s what the decades of the running, the jumping, and the smashing the bricks with the head does to someone – it ages them. This type of behavior naturally takes its toll… Who’s going to tell him it’s spinal-fusion time? Arguably…

18 October 2022
Northern Lights (NLR.C) advances projects in Arizona and Nevada

Northern Lights (NLR.C) is a micro-cap (market cap: $650,000) resource developer, advancing two projects With a sub-$1 million market cap, you could be forgiven for thinking that NLR management are dilettantes, the EPA has blacklisted the company and the land packages lack geological interest. But none of those things are true. Northern Lights spends little…

17 October 2022