Category: Parry
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GTEC Holdings (GTEC.C) playing it tight as cannabis financing dries up across sector
For the last few years, if cannabis companies wanted money, there was a long line of folks happy to oblige. More recently, those financiers have dried up, causing raise-addicted cannabis pubco execs to reach for their ‘balance sheets for dummies’ text books and have urgent meetings with accountants regarding how they stay alive. GTEC Holdings…
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Deals being reversed across the board as weed companies discover fiscal responsibility
Sometimes a deal broken is a good deal for shareholders, especially if you give a red rat’s behind about your favourite company having enough money to survive the year. Lately, we’re seeing a lot of deals that, at one time, were announced with much fanfare, being quietly dropkicked off the bridge as once high flying…
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E-Sports ETFs are terrible and not really about e-sports, but what is?
Zynga (ZNGA.Q), the mobile video game developer, is a terrible investment. The sort of large company that only stays large because it’s large to begin with, thereby attracting dumb investment from institutional folks who buy the things they see mentioned on CNBC, Zynga made US$280 million in revenues last quarter, dropping a net loss of…
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Navigating the cannapocalypse through value picks: Don’t be swayed by optimists or cynics
Yesterday, weed stocks were generally green. The day before too. This brought about a load of folks on social media talking about how ‘cannabis is back!’ and ‘the bear market is over!’ Ugh. Seriously, you guys. It’s not over. Not by a long shot. Currently, Canopy Growth Corp (WEED.T), the big bellwether of the cannabis…
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E-sports in a nutshell: Enthusiast Gaming (EGLX.V)’s Overwatch League team makes finals, but where’s the dough?
If you bought into Enthusiast Gaming (EGLX.V) because they have a connection to the Vancouver Titans Overwatch League team, congratulations on their winning season, where they came runner-up in the finals against the San Francisco Shock. The Titans came into the final with a 25-3 record, which isn’t horrible, but wasn’t enough to take it…
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Beyond Boobs: Else Nutrition (BABY.V) is the plant-based baby formula alternative, and it’s a big deal
The scene: Late 2005, a run down pharmacy in East Vancouver. It’s early on a Sunday morning, raining heavily outside, and I haven’t slept for three days other than in half hour spurts, usually on the couch, or even on the floor. The reason? My newborn son is screaming. He’s hungry, but he’s chewed his…
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Gaia Grow (GAIA.V): Hemp grown right, business run right, market cap insane
I have to admit, the cannabis markets right now are pretty awful. That’s no newsflash, it’s happened before, but usually there’s a distraction sector around where, when the weed stocks are resting, one can shoot their money to for alt profits. Think blockchain, crypto, cobalt, lithium… Right now, a lot of investors aren’t diverting their…
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CannTrust (TRST.T) cannabis sales license suspended by Health Canada, and the clock is ticking
Turns out running an illegal drug operation out of your legal, licensed drug operation isn’t such a good business model. Health Canada announced today what many had long assumed was coming, when they suspended CannTrust’s (TRST.T) license to sell and process cannabis in the wake of ongoing allegations of illegal behaviour. When TRST stock was…
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CannTrust (TRST.T) sacks workers, calls it ‘commitment to regulatory compliance’
There’s an old damage control routine that goes, instead of admitting you have a problem, you focus on how you’ve fixed the problem you had, so the interested observer focuses on your fix and not your initial incompetence. CannTrust is at that chapter in their Damage Control 101 textbook. In a news release titled, “Canntrust…
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Why legal cannabis in BC is completely fucked, and literally the worst system in Canada
I had an idea a few weeks ago, one that I hadn’t bothered with sooner because, truth be told, I’m not a weed guy. I like the investment opportunity, and I’ve lately taken to the wonderful effects of CBD, but I’m not much of a straight up weed dog. But hey, I thought, I keep…