Category: Parry
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E-sports in a nutshell: Enthusiast Gaming (EGLX.V)’s Overwatch League team makes finals, but where’s the dough?
If you bought into Enthusiast Gaming (EGLX.V) because they have a connection to the Vancouver Titans Overwatch League team, congratulations on their winning season, where they came runner-up in the finals against the San Francisco Shock. The Titans came into the final with a 25-3 record, which isn’t horrible, but wasn’t enough to take it…
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Beyond Boobs: Else Nutrition (BABY.V) is the plant-based baby formula alternative, and it’s a big deal
The scene: Late 2005, a run down pharmacy in East Vancouver. It’s early on a Sunday morning, raining heavily outside, and I haven’t slept for three days other than in half hour spurts, usually on the couch, or even on the floor. The reason? My newborn son is screaming. He’s hungry, but he’s chewed his…
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Gaia Grow (GAIA.V): Hemp grown right, business run right, market cap insane
I have to admit, the cannabis markets right now are pretty awful. That’s no newsflash, it’s happened before, but usually there’s a distraction sector around where, when the weed stocks are resting, one can shoot their money to for alt profits. Think blockchain, crypto, cobalt, lithium… Right now, a lot of investors aren’t diverting their…
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CannTrust (TRST.T) cannabis sales license suspended by Health Canada, and the clock is ticking
Turns out running an illegal drug operation out of your legal, licensed drug operation isn’t such a good business model. Health Canada announced today what many had long assumed was coming, when they suspended CannTrust’s (TRST.T) license to sell and process cannabis in the wake of ongoing allegations of illegal behaviour. When TRST stock was…
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CannTrust (TRST.T) sacks workers, calls it ‘commitment to regulatory compliance’
There’s an old damage control routine that goes, instead of admitting you have a problem, you focus on how you’ve fixed the problem you had, so the interested observer focuses on your fix and not your initial incompetence. CannTrust is at that chapter in their Damage Control 101 textbook. In a news release titled, “Canntrust…
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Why legal cannabis in BC is completely fucked, and literally the worst system in Canada
I had an idea a few weeks ago, one that I hadn’t bothered with sooner because, truth be told, I’m not a weed guy. I like the investment opportunity, and I’ve lately taken to the wonderful effects of CBD, but I’m not much of a straight up weed dog. But hey, I thought, I keep…
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Former Zenabis (ZENA.T) CEO flushing stock hard: 1 million shares down, 23 million to go?
Zenabis (ZENA.C) has four cannabis grow facilities. And it has four licenses. And it says it’s building out 2.75 million square feet of grow space. Amazing. All of those things are things you’d like to see a cannabis company doing. So why is the stock chart this? Well, most cannabis companies are having at least…
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The cannabis bubble Canopy Growth (WEED.T) created is now the tsunami killing everyone
The cannabis bubble is not yet bursting, but the likelihood that it will go by the time you read this is high. The markets are wobbling hard for a multitude of reasons, but the cannabis sector is reeling because the bellwether cannabis stock, Canopy Growth Corp (WEED.T) is in freefall. Other companies that exist as…
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Fear and loathing in the cannabis space: Get off 48North’s (NRTH.V) dick already
The most important phase of the life cycle of any ecosystem is where the inhabitants realize they can get sustenance and advantage from killing the lifeforms around them, rather than cohabiting. Monkeys turn cannibal when food supplies are low, ants go to war with other ants, ivy strangles the trees hosting it, influenza kills the…
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Vapen (VPN.C) drops financials showing another quarter of actual profits
I’ll say it. Vapes aren’t as fashionable on the cannabis investor markets as they once were. Right now you guys really like, well, nothing, but a few years back, if you went to Alibaba Express and got a shipping container of pink vapes sent over by the guy who usually does fidget spinners, the markets…