2 August 2025

Category: Featured Content

We’re In Our Nepo Baby Era and It’s Terrible

My day was going fine – coffee was hot, snow made things still, the barista smiled at me. I had no real complaints, which is rare for me. And then I came across Brooklyn Beckham’s “photography book”. Can you fathom approaching a publisher with a photography book that contains the caption “so hard to photograph…

6 December 2022
Exchange Rates and Other Romantic Things

I am writing this from New York, New York and after several passes at that sentence, I still don’t know how to make it not sound pretentious. No matter, I’ve decided the best course of action is to lean in so I am currently sitting in a miniature library in Brooklyn, sipping an americano, and…

29 November 2022
“I like literally can’t handle a recession right now”

Shalom friends! Daylight savings is in full swing, and with it took any semblance of my adequate mental health. (Whoever deemed it appropriate to be plunged into darkness by 4:30pm should be arrested). And to continue harping on bad things, this past week I’ve been hearing adorable little murmurings of phrases such as: “Meta is…

22 November 2022
To Invest or Not to Invest: Real Estate vs. Stocks

The month of November is nothing if not mildly boring. The hype of Halloween and excuse to sexualize inanimate objects and mundane professions is over. “Pumpkin spice latte season” is in full swing and all the things that follow (i.e., scarfs, Taylor Swift songs, emotional moments looking out the window, “something about how autumn teaches…

8 November 2022
Wellfield Technologies (WFLD.V) CEO posts update, revenue spikes

It’s been held underwater for some time on the back of negative cryptocurrency sentiment, but former Equity.Guru client Wellfield Technologies (WFLD.V) appears to be finally making a run against the tides, with CEO Levy Cohen pointing out a large spike in revenues this quarter (based off unaudited figures) as Wellfield’s new subsidiary Coinmama.com begins to…

2 November 2022
Corporate America is Cancelling Kanye.

A particularly unlikeable public figure has metaphorically snatched the mic, yet again. Yes, I’m talking about Kanye West. West is also known as (for my age 50+ readers) “Yeezy”, and for short, “Ye” (a self-proclaimed nickname derived from Jesus). Kanye began using this nickname to position himself as a God of Rap. He has since…

1 November 2022
All Things Emergency Funds

I’m thinking of re-cutting bangs and no, this doesn’t mean I’m having a crisis. For whatever reason, the act of cutting the front pieces of your hair shorter than the rest of your hair has become inextricably linked to the notion of emotional catastrophe. You got fired from your job? Bangs. You went through a…

25 October 2022
Yensanity! Why the Bank of Japan matters!

Months ago, I warned readers that the Bank of Japan is the most important central bank to be watching. I even did a video explaining why every trader must be watching the Bank of Japan (BoJ). Nobody really cared much about the BoJ since their monetary policy meetings never changed. But things could be changing.…

25 October 2022
When Can I Retire?

This week, I accidentally found out that Mario is 41 years old. I guess that’s what the decades of the running, the jumping, and the smashing the bricks with the head does to someone – it ages them. This type of behavior naturally takes its toll… Who’s going to tell him it’s spinal-fusion time? Arguably…

18 October 2022
“How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation”

Shalom again! Since we last spoke, there’s only been two substantial updates to my life. One is that I finally watched Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis (I know, late to the party) and I can’t stop thinking about how the film described the latter half of his life as being like a bird with no place to…

12 October 2022