Category: Team Pump
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The cryptocurrency guide for the perplexed: Shiba Inu (SHIB)
For the conservative looking to get into crypto, Bitcoin and Ethereum are still where it’s at. They’re the coins that offer the lowest risk profile—they have enough attention, backing and third-party investment to ensure that of all the coins out there they’ll still be around in ten years. But if you’re looking to get rich,…
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Virgin on the ridiculous: If you’re buying Virgin Galactic (SPCE.Z), Houston… you have a problem
Let me be clear on three things right out of the gate. It’s okay to be excited when we throw a piece of metal into the atmosphere and it makes a pretty glow out the back end, just the same as it was exciting when we walked on the moon and when weed was legalized…
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Delic Holdings (DELC.C) asked to justify promo materials but, to be honest, the materials are good
At Equity.Guru, engaged as we are in market awareness programs for public companies, we often see competing entities that are more promotional than journalistic, banging out borderline insanity regarding their client companies and how they’re all the best thing ever. And when we see something egregious, we’re often the first ones to point it out.…
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A closer look into the weird world of Sean Dollinger and PlantX (VEGA.C)
“You know when you see the preachers down South? And they grab a believer and they go, “Bwoom! I touch you with the hand of God!” And they believe so strongly, they’re on the ground shaking and spitting. And fuck’s sake, that’s the power of belief. Now, I don’t believe in Jesus, but I believe…
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Parry Special: Short report on Mountain Valley MD Holdings (MVMD.C) earns nothing but rage
When a ‘devastating’ expose on a company opens with the line ‘We are short this company’, I have to say, I find it hard to read much further. To open the discussion admitting you’ll make more money if the company you’re writing about gets obliterated, and then proceed to map out your obliteration strategy, well…
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How World Class Extractions (PUMP.C) killed a $25m bailout for HydRx & took their $50m facility for $5m
A few days ago, World Class Extractions (PUMP.C) announced they’d done a deal with a ‘leading licensed producer’ (that we figured out is Aphria – APHA.T) to take over HydRx Farms’ $11.5 million debenture for $5 million. That deal brought WCE the potential to (should the debt not be paid, and it won’t be) take…
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ImagineAR (IP.C) announces ‘imminent’ deal, which hasn’t happened yet and might not, but it’s TOTALLY IMMINENT GUYS
Look man, when I run my lance of justice through a piece of shit tech company that makes insane promises and almost no money, and its share price halves in a few days, I generally take a step back and let the dust settle before I go back in for more. It’s not that I…
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Brewbilt (BBRW.OTC): Pump equipment pump says it’s selling to university – university says ‘wut?’
There may well be people at US-based penny stock pump factory Brewbilt Manufacturing (BBRW.OTC) making brewery equipment. We don’t know for sure because they don’t answer their phone whenever we’ve tried to call, and their IR folks’ incoming calls go to voicemail. I guess they’re just busy banging out all that amazing brewing equipment they…
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iAnthus (IAN.C) shareholders all but wiped out by Gotham Green Partners in recapitalization deal
For a large part of its early days, one of the main selling points of US multi state cannabis store operator iAnthus (IAN.C) was that it was seemingly run by adults. Unlike their colleagues at MedMen (MMEN.C), which revealed itself as a self-dealing executive wealth generator from day one, iAnthus painted a picture of experience,…