2 October 2024

Howe Street Reporter Title

Tag: Microstrategy

  • If I had a billion dollars: Crypto and Monkey Business Edition

    If I had a billion dollars: Crypto and Monkey Business Edition

    If I had a billion dollars the first thing I’d do is buy a monkey. Not a howler monkey or a languor monkey, or one of those that gets creative with how they say hello, but a regular capuchin monkey—one that hasn’t reached puberty yet so he doesn’t get aggressive. His name would be Jocko,…

  • This week in crypto: The China Side-Eye Edition

    This week in crypto: The China Side-Eye Edition

    The biggest spate of news actually happened last Friday and it’s China again. Now all cryptocurrency related transactions are effectively banned in China. The effects were immediate: Coinbase Global (COIN.Q) and Robinhood took a 3.5% dive, while MicroStrategy (MSTR.Q) lost 6.7%. Marathon Digital Holdings (MARA.Q) lost %8.1. It didn’t stop there, though. The commentary from…