Tag: Namaste Technologies
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LQR House (LQR.Q) puts involuntary hold on 1/3 of float, calls it a ‘dividend’
Liquor e-commerce platform LQR House (LQR.Q) made a bold but carefully worded announcement in January of this year that seemed like one of the greatest deals ever. A $1 per share dividend. LQR House Inc., a niche e-commerce platform specializing in the spirits and beverage industry, is pleased to announce that the Company’s Board of…
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2019 weed wrap: The end of the cannabis cycle of cannabis cycles
Like the old Twilight Zone episode where helpful aliens leave behind a book called ‘To Serve Man’, only for us to find out later it’s a cookbook, investors have been welcomed and fattened up nicely by alpha predators as they unwittingly await their slaughter, not realizing that, they’re at the predator’s table because they’re the…
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Namaste (N.C) drops 2x financials, and they’re trash: Also, duh
Namaste Technologies (N.C) has been working hard to get Q1 financials together for some time, a task made harder by the fact their previous CEO, a sentient man-bun with arms and legs by the name of Sean Dollinger, ran the company in the manner of a Kowloon brothel. Namaste, was at one point announcing new…
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Namaste Technologies (N.V) finally posts financials, and they’re rife with bad scenes
If there’s anything good in the financial statements just posted by Namaste Technologies (N.V) – last thing on a Friday afternoon, naturally – it’s that they have a lot of cash, and we finally know just how badly the company was being run last year, before CEO Sean Dollinger was turfed out. The highlights aren’t…
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Shell Game: How Wayland Group (WAYL.C) built a paper empire and the loan that may drag it under
PROLOGUE: Cannabis companies, as we know them in our minds, rarely exist. Oh sure, some have buildings and staff, some grow things and others might even have a license. But even those with big buildouts and massive market caps are, for the most part, a promise of what’s to come, maybe, some time, kinda. But…
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We told you so: Aphria (APHA.T) and Green Growth Brands (GGB) terminate bullshit takeover bid
In the days earlier this year, when it became clear from a short seller report that Aphria (APHA.T) had bought into foreign assets that were largely ‘early stage’ if you were being charitable, and ‘fake’ if you weren’t, the company went through four stages of denial. The takeover bid was bullshit from the outset, a…
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Turning it around: The lesson Lifestyle Delivery Systems (LDS.C) has for MedMen (MMEN.C)
To say there have been angry phone calls these past few days would be an understatement. Folks who helped take MedMen Enterprises Inc. Class B Subordinate Voting Shares (MMEN.C) (hey, that’s the CSE’s label, not mine) to the public markets and were looking at making a great amount of cash doing so, aren’t so pleased that our…
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Namaste Technologies (N.V) will buy you a beer if you don’t sell their stock while it’s being blown out
I’m serious. That’s the pledge from Namaste Technologies (N.V); they’ll throw a party for anyone who doesn’t sell their stock over the next three months. Namaste Technologies Inc., the owner of online stores that sell vaporizers and bongs, is taking unusual steps to stabilize its share price and thwart an attack on its business by…
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Weed stocks: Time for a dad talk
Scene in a casino: Two men at a roulette table, beers in hand. You: I love roulette! Me: Yeah, me too. How much are you putting down? You: $10k on red! Spin it! [red comes up] Me: Hey, nice going! What are you going to do now? You: Double down! Let it roll! [red comes…
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Namaste Technologies (N.C): Vapes, but real
I have never given Namaste Technologies (N.C) the time of day previously. There’s a good reason for that, and it’s the reason I’ve given several other companies short shrift in the last several months. That reason is ‘vapes’. Man, do I hate vapes. Vapes can shampoo my crotch. What has two thumbs and thinks vapes…
